The Genius Wave
pledges wonders — extra suitable creativity, memories not elusive,
and a laser awareness that could positioned a Zen monk to disgrace.
It purportedly banishes the ominous cloud of hysteria and stress,
substituting it with a serenity as elusive as it's far divine.
Moreover, it claims to reinforce common cognitive prowess,
transforming individuals into highbrow dynamos in their vocations,
research, or something piques their hobby.